There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are.
(via wintersonnenengel)
Ribbons Make Me Lucky
What would you do if u walked in on your dad deep throating a dildo?
show him how it’s really done
holy fuck is that person dead
(via intimateaff3ction)
Yeahh
(Source: italiansd0itbetter, via awhdamn-kelly)
queued~bye.
(Source: em-poucas-palavras, via defective-mind)
(Source: trillbuckingham, via defective-mind)
(via defective-mind)
That awkward moment when you say something really deep:
First Reaction: Wow, how the fuck did I think about it?
Second Reaction: I’M A POET!!!!
(Source: ohsnapitslester, via defective-mind)
I’d feel like a little bitch if I didn’t reblog this
I lost it at “bitch mittens”
(Source: illmaticsom, via defective-mind)
(via defective-mind)
my cat licked my forehead and then tapped it with her paw i think i just got baptised
(via defective-mind)
reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy
(via defective-mind)
(Source: skinnylovesuspended, via defective-mind)
THESE ARE THE BEST
(Source: lostinatlantictimes, via defective-mind)
(Source: perimortem-fractures, via defective-mind)
